BR:Oh heey kitten what's up??

Kitten: Obviously NOT sleeping. You really have some nerve coming in this late, I was having the best dream... what the heck is that?!?!?!?!??! Is that really what I think it is? Bagel bites. You fat little wow. I don't even like those get them out of my face. Seriously next time you pull this crap someone is going to pay.

BR: Will I pay?

Kitten: DON'T USE THAT TONE WITH ME!! I see what you are planning. I see the bags. Don't try to act like I'm stupid. You're going somewhere huh. Where are you going. Tell the truth NOW.

BR: I'm just going to California. Geez Kitten calm yourself down. It's not like Jackie doesn't know....

Kitten: Um excuse me? ME calm down? No. You calm down. Who are you going with? Ohhhh that thing huh. I'm right? Yeah thought so. When were you going to tell me of this? Never I assume. Fine. Stay out of my life.

Kitten: " Um excuse me young lady but where do you think you are going in those jeans? A strip club? No. I swear if you are going to hang out with that thing I will pee on your bed. Don't lie to me I know what you are doing in those hooker pants. Seriously Brianna what are you thinking? I really can't deal with your crap any more."

Remember That One Time?

BR: Hey Kitten remember that one time I tried to take you on a walk so you could stop being so fat and you tried to eat the leash?

Kitten: Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up? That was one time and I wasn't trying to eat the leash I was just tired of you being able to control me. You know I control you....

*post had to be cut short because of the use of Kitten's potty mouth.

kitten: " You're late. I have been waiting here for the last hour and you come in this late? Why even come in in the first place. I can't, I can't even LOOK at you right now. Get out of here. I said get out of here. Go before I tell jackie."